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I Tried Every Shelf-Stable Pumpkin Flavored Product Trader Joe’s Had

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Nov 10, 2015

Posted in: Food, Life at Home, Nothing to Do With Travel

As a lifelong pumpkin aficionado, I have a special place in my heart for the baccanalian gourd-fuckfest that is fall. From the end of September until Thanksgiving, I ingest so many orange-hued treats that my farts smell of cinnamon and nutmeg (“They do not.” – my husband, pumpkin hater and fart snob). I remain, for…

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I’m in A Shame Spiral Because of These Trader Joe’s Products

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Jun 16, 2015

Posted in: "Lifestyle", Rants and Raves, Top Ten

Nearly every week, I engage in the same stupidity. I refer not to my tendency to watch DVR’d episodes of American Idol for hours on end (long after, I should note, the phone lines for voting have closed, making my behavior particularly inexplicable, even by reality TV standards). I stopped doing that in 2013, after my…

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