I Fall Asleep Everywhere And My Life is Wasted On Me.

Posted on
Jan 3, 2017
 

 

So, wait, you’re a travel writer?

Well, kind of. I mean, I travel a lot and I write about it, but I don’t know if my blog is actually useful for-

That sounds amazing.

Yeah, it’s pretty fun … Honestly, sometimes I think it’s wasted on me. I get motion sickness and I’m sort of a homebody so-

You must have the most glamorous life.

Huh?

You TRAVEL THE WORLD and then you write about it. That sounds like a dream.

Um … yes.

So what do you do on your trips? Do you spend every day taking photos and exploring?

Sure.

Where have you been recently?

Let’s see … a few months ago we were in Scotland.

Ooooh, what was it like?

Um … very relaxing.

That is amazing. I hope you appreciate it.

Yes. Appreciate.

And never take a single moment of it for granted. 

Nope. ENJOY EVERY MOMENT! EVERY SINGLE ONE!

Why are you screaming?

Just … making a point about how much I don’t squander my life and how it totally isn’t wasted on an ingrate like me.

Ooookay … Hey, do you have any tips on how to beat jet lag?

Nope.

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