Inside the Submarino Restaurant at L’Oceanographic, Valencia, Spain.

L’Oceanographic at sunset.

I get to go to a lot of nice dinners.

That’s one of the perks of traveling with your husband for his work – I usually get to attend corporate events in fancy places. And then I make fart jokes, because I need to keep it real, you know?

That’s how I ended up eating dinner at the Submarino restaurant at the bottom of the L’Oceanographic at the Ciudad of the Arts and Sciences in Valencia, which is a rather remarkable venue.

A massive aquarium winds around the dining room.

Sometimes, you get photobombed by a sting ray.

You sit, surrounded by swimming fish.

And then, in a rather perverse and somewhat barbaric move, you get to eat their friends. I suppose I should have taken a photo of the meal, but that seemed sort of macabre, you know?

So instead, here’s one of Rand.

(Insert inappropriate joke about how delicious he is.)