Signs I Really Didn’t Want to Obey, South Africa

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Feb 12, 2013

I swear, whoever put these up was just trying to spoil all my fun …

Honestly, making a spot off-limits to humans is tempting enough. But declaring it “Penguins Only”? THAT IS WHERE I WANT TO BE.

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And seriously? I can’t throw stones?

I have avoided living in glass houses for YEARS, so that when the opportunity to throw stones presented itself, I could take it.

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But this one might be the worst …

Seriously? I can’t ride the rhino? Why don’t I just lay down and die?

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Really, South Africa, you are super duper lucky that you were awesome in every other respect. Otherwise, we might have a problem.

This Holiday Season, Be A Selfish Cook.