We were walking near La Rambla in Barcelona when we saw this sign:
For those of you who, like me, speak absolutely no real German (and are nearly fluent in fake German, but have been forbidden to speak it because your husband deems it “offensive and really, really wrong”), allow me to translate. It says: “Nachos. Made in Germany.” And then they wisely add an advertisement for beer. Because you will need to drink a lot of cervesa before German Nachos make sense.