How to Stay Warm This Holiday Season

Posted on
Dec 15, 2011

A completely impractical and financially insensitive step-by-step guide to staying warm this holiday season!

  1. Head to California.

  2. Go to the beach.

    Actual beach may vary.

  3. Take Rand with you.

    If you can't find Rand, feel free to substitute with the love of your life.

  4. Do this.

    Is that the heat of the sun? NO, IT'S THE FIRE OF LOVE MY BABY HAS FOR ME.

  5. Repeat as necessary.

P.S. – Can’t make it to California or the beach? No problem! This method also works great while sitting on a couch, lounging in a gazebo, or awaiting arraignment.

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