How to Stay Warm This Holiday Season

A completely impractical and financially insensitive step-by-step guide to staying warm this holiday season!

1. Head to California.
   
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2. Go to the beach.–
   

   Actual beach may vary.

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3. Take Rand with you.
   

   If you can't find Rand, feel free to substitute with the love of your life.

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4. Do this.
   

   Is that the heat of the sun? NO, IT'S THE FIRE OF LOVE MY BABY HAS FOR ME.

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5. Repeat as necessary.

P.S. – Can’t make it to California or the beach? No problem! This method also works great while sitting on a couch, lounging in a gazebo, or awaiting arraignment.