A message to my bro, on his (AGE REDACTED) birthday;
Remember how mom used to make us celebrate our birthdays together on the 14th?
And how we totally hated it? When you put your foot down and declared enough of that – SEPARATE BIRTHDAYS, DAMN IT! – I was completely happy. I didn’t miss celebrating with you at all. Nope. Not one bit.
So, are you coming to visit again soon? Not like I care. Whatever. Have a happy birthday or something.