10 otherwise innocent things you shouldn’t say while on a plane

Shhh!

1. That’s da bomb!
2. Got any coke?
3. We’re really high!
4. Who do I have to hijack to get a drink in this place?
5. Whoops! Wonder how that got by T.S.A.
6. Wait a second … a concealed weapons permit still counts on a plane, right?
7. Dude, you totally look like that guy from “Lost”!
8. Sure, they check the liquids … but gunpowder isn’t a liquid. It’s a powder.
9. Hypothetical question: how can you tell if the heroin-filled condom you swallowed broke?
10. I am going to kill us all in the name of Satan.

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