WTF Weds: Viagra gelato

My pal (and fellow blogger) Deanna recently sent this photo to me:

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It was taken by her friend (and photographer extraordinaire) MK while visiting Italy.

It’s apparently Viagra gelato. I assume this is a joke, of course, but there are so many WTFs going on, I can barely keep my head straight.

• It’s … It’s just blue gelato, right? Possibly raspberry or bubble gum flavored?
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• The only other options are 1.) Smurf-flavored or 2.) Viagra-flavored or 3.) medicinally-induced-erection-flavored. And you know when “Smurf flavored” is the best option of the bunch, you have a problem.
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• WHY DOES THIS EXIST?
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• How do Smurfs reproduce again?
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• Is is totally weird that now I really, really want gelato?

I need to go lie down and think about all this. It’s totally smurfed up.

Note: This treat flavor appears to be pretty common in Italy (it ain’t bubblegum flavored, neither). Apparently you can get it in North America, now, too. I’m tempted to drive to Canada in the name of “research”. And dessert.