Geraldine’s Official Bio
Geraldine DeRuiter is an acclaimed author, world-renowned public speaker, and the voice behind the award-winning Everywhereist blog. She finds it very difficult to be self-promotional, so she hopes that you understand how hard that last sentence was for her to write.
(Also, this is supposed to be in third person? That’s just weird.)
While ostensibly a travel writer, Geraldine also writes about dessert, feminism, and Jeff Goldblum’s entire filmography. TIME Magazine described her work as “consistently clever” and The New York Times said her writing was “dark and hilarious”. Her blog has received accolades from The Independent, Forbes Magazine, and The Huffington Post, because sometimes features editors get drunk.
When not on the road with her long-suffering and infinitely patient husband, Rand, Geraldine can be found in Seattle, usually fighting with people on the internet.
Press & Accolades
Conde Nast Traveler
US News & World Report
(Proof that god occasionally gets drunk.)
US City Traveler
If you would like Geraldine to speak at your event, or you wish to cast her in your new reality TV show about cupcakes, you can contact her directly at firstname.lastname@example.org. She is also available for interviews or to answer questions for book clubs reading her memoir.
Geraldine is represented by the amazing Zoe Sandler at ICM. If you have a really big, fancy inquiry, Zoe will be involved.
(DO NOT contact Geraldine with any of the following: press releases, freebie offers, guest post requests, requests to buy links/ad space.)